Admit it: Dads are pretty great. They ensure you don't air-condition the entire neighborhood, impose the Dad Tax on your cookies and keep the laughs coming with their corny dad jokes.

　　Return the favor with these silly Father's Day puns to use however you see fit.

　　Whether you're enjoying a day at the beach or having dad over for a cookout, he's sure to appreciate being on the receiving end of these goofy one-liners that include food puns, egg puns, coffee puns and more.

　　After all, there's no better time than Father's Day to shell-abrate your dad, stepdad, grandfather, husband or other favorite fella with a punny wisecrack to remind him that when it comes to dads, well, he's a big dill.

　　If you caught our terrible puns right there, then you probably couldn't help but groan, but that's the whole point. After all, what good is a self-respecting Father's Day pun if it doesn't make you shake your head at least a little bit?

　　For cards, posts or anything else, you'll find an entire collection of tongue-in-cheek puns below, not to mention golf gags, and all of them are pretty tee-riffic, if we do say so ourselves.

　　So, read on to find just the right witticism to celebrate Dad this year. Whichever you choose, one thing's for sure — he’s going to think they’re sodium funny. Ba dum tsss.

　　Funny Father's Day Puns

　　My dad is spec-taco-lar!

　　This guy is a total souper hero.

　　Happy Father's Day to a dad who guacs my world.

　　Hugs and quiches to you this Father's Day!

　　Hope you java happy Father’s Day!

　　Dad, you're my roll model.

　　My dad is bun in a million.

　　Ale in a day's work.

　　Shell-abrate Father's Day, c'mon!

　　Don't worry, beach happy!

　　Have a fin-tastic Father's Day.

　　You and me were mint to be.

　　I try not to tell dad jokes. But he thinks they're funny.

　　I hate my dad's gravity jokes. But I fall for them every time.

　　Water you doin' this Father's Day?

　　It's Father's Day: Let's ketchup!

　　Introducing the Grill Sergeant.

　　Golf clubs: Weapons of grass destruction.

　　Who's your caddy?

　　Best Father's Day Puns

　　My dad is totally Jaw-some.

　　Dear Dad, sorry for being such a pain in the axe.

　　Dad, your salty jokes are sodium funny.

　　Your Father's Day gift is a bad pun because that's how eye roll.

　　I thought about getting you a new belt for Father’s Day, but worried it would go to waist.

　　I'd call you later, but Mom says you prefer “Dad.”

　　Happy Father's Day to a guy who doesn't need glasses. He drinks straight from the bottle instead.

　　Yoda best dad!

　　Dad, I used to hate your facial hair, but eventually it grew on me.

　　I mustache you to admit that I'm your favorite child, but if you're busy, you can shave it for later.

　　Dad, promise me you'll never fight a dinosaur, because I'm pretty sure you'll get jurasskicked.

　　I wanted to get you something groundbreaking for Father's Day. Hope you like the shovel.

　　No otter father is as awesome as you.

　　I got you a taser for Father's Day. It's stunning.

　　Happy Farter's Day

　　My dad is totally pawsome.

　　Happy Father's Day to the purr-fect dad.

　　I wouldn't say you've got a dad bod. It's more like a father figure.

　　I wanted to say something about fishing for Father's Day, but couldn't think of anything catchy.

　　If you can find a better fisherman than my dad, let minnow.

　　Father's Day Golf Puns

　　This Father's Day, we're going to par-tee like it's 1999.

　　May the course be with you.

　　No surprise, I'm just a chip off the old block.

　　Fore you Dad? I'd do anything!

　　You're a putt above the rest!

　　Dad, you suit me to a tee.

　　Hope you have a chance to just putter around this Father's Day.

　　Hope your Father's Day is tee-riffic!

　　A little birdie told me that it's Father's Day.

　　No ifs, ands or putts, you're the best dad.

　　A long time ago, on a fairway, par, par away, there was a stellar dad.

　　I know I drive you crazy, but you're still my favorite caddy.

　　Dad, thanks for spending so much quali-tee time with me.

　　For Father's Day, I got you an extra pair of golf pants. Just in case you get a hole in one.

　　Father's Day Food Puns

　　I donut what I’d do without you.

　　The world needs s’more dads like you.

　　It’s true: You did a grape job raisin’ me.

　　Dad, you'll always have a pizza my heart.

　　You're nacho average dad.

　　I couldn't have asked for a butter dad.

　　Happy Father's Day to a most egg-cellent dad!

　　Dear Dad, I love you a latte.

　　Ale's well that ends well.

　　Nobody beets my dad.

　　I have so mushroom in my heart for you, Dad.

　　I'm your biggest flan.

　　My dad is the berry best.

　　Dad, you make miso happy.

　　I love you pho real.

　　My dad is one in a melon.

　　Hap-pea-ness is having a dad like you.

　　I love my dad a waffle lot.

　　Nothing's im-popsicle for my dad! He's the bomb-pop.

　　My dad may be cheesy, but I think he's grate.

　　Dear dad, I love you very mochi.

　　There's no butter pop than you.

　　When it comes to fathers, my dad takes the cake. Literally.

　　I don't wanna brag, but my dad is a pretty big dill.

　　Dad, I love you from my head tomatoes.

　　There's no mi-steak, my dad's the best.

　　Me and my dad make quite a pear.

　　My dad and I are a matcha made in heaven.